Gingerbread Monster

Candyland wasn't quite the same after this ginger treat moved into the neighborhood.  Don't let his sweet exterior fool you, this crispy cookie has a crumby attitude.  Of course you too might be a little bitter if everyone wanted a piece of you.

Sugar Plum Fairy Monster

This is one sugar plum you don't want to have visions of dancing in your head.  What she lacks in beauty she makes up for with grace, at least that's what she'll keep telling herself until next year's try-outs for the Nutcracker.  

Mogul Monsters

With snow falling in the mountains, ski season is upon us and its time to start watching out for such icy monsters.  They multiply faster than rabbits and always travel in packs, turning your powder day into a bumpy nightmare.  No amount of holiday cheer is going to melt their frozen hearts.  These passively furious frigid heaps would love to take out your knees and send you flying down the hill in a mess.  

Leftovers Monster

The week after Thanksgiving has me thinking about leftovers.   As you scrape together bits of this and scoops of that to pile on your plate you can think of the latest monster to join the Menagerie.  He's definitely not the main dish and he's anything but fresh out of the oven.  This eclectic creature was formed from extra monster parts; a wing here, a claw there...leftovers.

Black Friday Monster

As Thanksgiving comes and goes it's important to take the time to appreciate all that you have.  You can be especially thankful that this monster isn't waiting behind you in line to get into Target at midnight.  This fowl monster has been up all day and night planning its strategy of savings.  The dirty bird loves a good deal and will not hesitate to push down an old lady to get the last TV on sale.

Lou the monster

As we come to the holiday season, here is one more reason to clean your toilets before guests come over.  Unfortunately for Lou his species makes its home among feces.  Monsters of his kind prefer rest stops and dimly lit gas station restrooms, but keep your plunger handy, this king of the porcelain throne might just visit your realm.

The Evil One Percent

This greedy monster has gone sour.  It wants all the money and all the power and will stop at nothing to obtain it.  

First Post: The Wall Street Monster

Well here is my first monster for the Menagerie, the Wall Street Monster.  This little creature can't bear to see your portfolio rise.  He will give you hope and then dash your financial dreams, and that's no bull!