Sunday, May 13, 2012

Mother Monster

She is the mother of all monsters.  No one can remember the last time she had a moment to herself, but she doesn’t let that bother her.  A natural multi-tasker, this mom has her tentacles full with keeping her home slime free and making sure her little ones grow up to be the best monsters they can be.

Happy Mother's Day to my Mom, who is anything but a monster, but may have felt like she was raising some at times.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

March Madness Monster

This monster worked diligently to craft the perfect tournament brackets, but ever since then he's been crossing off failed teams left and right.  Needless to say he is more than a little mad about it.  He's got all of his tentacles crossed that his team will make it to the big dance.  If not, he'll never hear the end of it from the other monsters in his office pool. 

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Litter Box Monster

For those who are unfortunate enough to be on litter box duty this monster may have a hauntingly familiar face.  This foul smelling monster is no friend to felines or cat ladies alike.  Be sure to keep an eye on this one, because his overwhelming presence gets worse with time.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Mardi Gras Monster

This monster has taken Fat Tuesday a little too literally, but he's not worried, he's been looking forward to this day of indulgence all year.  The greedy gator will push his way to the front of the parade and with a full neck of beads he's ready to party New Orleans style.  Let's just see if he's ready to repent when that alarm clock goes off in the morning.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentine's Monster

This hopeless romantic monster is floating on cloud nine when it comes to Valentine's day.  He lives for over-priced roses and greeting cards filled with the sentiment of strangers.  And when love isn't enough to get him through the day he relies on a heavy dose of heart shaped chocolates and complimentary conversational confection.  

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Birthday Cake Monster

You better blow your candles out quickly, this hot-headed treat can't wait to celebrate.  This crazy confection doesn't mind adding a year to its shelf life, bring on another year and a reason to party.  


Monday, January 9, 2012

Failed Resolutions Monster

This poor monster is great at making resolutions and horrible at keeping them.  Let's hope we are all a little better with our new year's goals than he has been.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

New Years Monster

Get out your sparklers and party poppers, this monster is bringing in the New Year right!  He is overly excited to get 2012 started and he's going to let everyone know it.  So pour yourself a glass of bubbly and belt out another line of Auld lang Syne because the ball is about to drop and this old acquaintance won't be easy to forget.